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Ladies, if you think you can hide the smell of desperation behind a nonchalant Marilyn Monroe quote in your dating profile, you’re mistaken. This particular stench permeates all the elements (even the abyss between two cell phones exactly 3 miles apart) and is stronger at scaring men off than aggressive bangs and red lipstick.
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