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July 1, 2014–Yesterday the Supreme Court ruled that the government cannot require family-owned businesses, such as Hobby Lobby, to pay for insurance that complies with the Affordable Care Act’s mandate on contraceptives. Shortly after, the regular Sunday-shift Hobby Lobby employees raided the aisles and split. Gathering as many supplies as their reusable shopping bags could carry in order to put their thrifty skills to the real test.
The following is a list of crafting supplies approved by the pro-choice employees of Hobby Lobby as alternative means of contraception:
Balloons: While condoms have only been proven effective 96% of the time, party balloons are a more decorative option, albeit less effective. But, balloons!
Fake Fur/Fleece: Get your DIY-seamstress on by making a miniature pillowcase–just like ancient cavemen!
Hair Beads: Bring the early 2000′s to your crotch! ACTIVE INGREDIENT: sudden, abrupt movement causing beads to induce severe and painful skin whacking.
Clothespins: Originally designed to hang things up, these simple, wooden devices can be upcycled to keep things closed.
Glue: It’s never been easier to sniff away unwanted fertility!
Pipe Cleaners: Turn your hoo-hah into a cavernous torture chamber OR plug up his. The possibilities are endless with a bit of imagination and a bag of fuzzy wires!
Bedazzler: Because no self-respecting man wants to permeate a fleshy wall of glitter.
Remember to stay safe and keep crafting!
^Unofficial party-line of Hobby Lobby.