Hey there. Eileen here. I'm a copywriter based in Los Angeles (but Chicago at heart). I knew I wanted to be a copywriter from an early age. My dream growing up was to write headlines for the Miller Lite billboard at Wrigley Field. I've pretty much been (strategically) winging it ever since then.

For your convenience I've assembled a highlight reel about myself in list form:       

 

THINGS THAT I DO

Copy for broadcast, radio, digital (banners/rich media/pre-roll), OOH, social (posts, videos, contests, campaigns), and print

Strategic, insightful, on-brief concepts

Never stop thinking, ideating, and planning

 

THINGS THAT I DO AFTER WORK

Write sketch comedy, parody raps, poetry, and satire

Cook without following the recipe exactly

Learn new things

Netflix and chill with a bag of Doritos

Do outdoorsy things to counter-balance all the Dorito eating

 

THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

Write a book

Travel the world

Have a family

Write a Superbowl commercial

Stay sane while accomplishing all of the aforementioned things

 

THINGS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO DIE

Pigeons

Inefficiency

Unnecessary use of exclamation points

 

THINGS THAT I'VE DONE THAT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW FROM LOOKING AT ME

Kayaked with wild orca whales

Tap danced

Received a cease and desist letter